My "FAIL" List

I'm going to start posting FAIL lists. I'm going to list everything I've done in the past year that could be classified as a FAIL.

• Crashing the car into a tree in the driveway; 2 hours after I got my permit = EPIC FAIL this one was bad
• Finding out the guy I liked, liked me back, sending him and email telling him that I like him, then finding out he already moved on and had a girlfriend.
• Knocking a bottle of Gatorade off the shelf at Walmart causing it to bust, then running away
• Standing in a chair and having it flip backwards with me causing me to do the splits [luckily no one saw]
• Running into a glass door think it was open
• Slipping and falling in front of a bunch of people at Target.
• The cute guy at the gas station flirting with me, I had a sore throat so I couldn't talk back and he thought I was ignoring him
• Shooting a basket and the ball bounces off the back board and hit my face giving me a black eye
• Standing on a 20 year old picnick table with three friends and the thing collapses
• Telling my friend that I'm going to talk to this guy I like before first block and then they bring all my friends in the room to watch. Especially the one who sat in the corner and stared the entire 25 minutes. = AWKWARD The guy being aware of what's going on = FAIL
• Going to every fine arts classroom in the building looking for someone and then as the bell is ringing seeing that his ride just got here.
• Sitting with my friends at lunch and one of them pointing to the guy I like and mouthing the words "he's weird" and I'm thinking the guy saw my friend. = BAD FRIEND FAIL
• I went to the gym, and i got on the fancy sit-up machince and flipped off backwards.